2 -CONTEMPORARY TV FICTION

1994 SANDY THOMAS ADVERTISING

"BOSOM BUDDY"

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THIS STORY IS A WORK OF FICTION. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental.

QUOTE BOARD

Due to the talk show's attention to men finding out that they were married to former males, I run this as a public service: TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR WIFE WAS EVER A MAN.

10. BRIDAL REGISTRY AT HOME DEPOT.

9. ROOMMATE IN COLLEGE NAMED LORENA.

8. EASILY PALMS A BASKETBALL.

DOES A GREAT BEA ARTHUR IMITATION. SOMETIMES LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP. LOVES HIGH HEELS.

4. GETS RENEWAL NOTICES FROM PLAYBOY.

3. YOU FIND YOUR POWER TOOLS IN LINGERIE DRAWER. GOES TO THE "JOHN" ALONE.

1. MIXES WHITES AND COLORS IN THE SAME WASH.

BOSOM BUDDY -3

MY BOSOM BUDDY

By: D. Crease

My name's Ron Pruitt, but this isn't my story. It's about my best friend, Wayne Carr. Wayne and I lived across the street from each other and had been pals since grade school.

People can exaggerate at times. But the fact they called us "Mutt and Jeff" was right on!

At least until I started to mature. At six-two, 235 pounds, I was solid muscle. With chiseled features I looked every inch the star high school linebacker I was.

Wayne, on the other hand, was scrawny and undeveloped. Thin boned, with small feet and hands, he stood a decent five feet, seven inches tall, and tipped the scales at a meager 125 pounds!

Even at seventeen, his puberty had hardly kicked in. Thick, unkept dark brown hair framed is nearly hairless, heart shaped face. His lips were full and his eyes were large and round. But even with his large "ethnic" nose, he still looked like a young boy!

Yet despite his apparent handicaps, Wayne had a great sense of humor. Always joking, his smile was contagious, even though lack of orthodontic braces left his teeth gaping widely apart.

To compensate for his slight stature, Wayne took outlandish risks. Every fall, he tried out for the high school football team and got his clock cleaned but good!

But he'd never give up. What he lacked in size and physical strength he made up with heart and resolve. He always gave 110%!

We were both good students and aimed to attend a top notch college. I planned on State U. But when Wettington University offered me a football scholarship, I jumped at the free ride.

Wettington's academic excellence rivaled any Ivy League school's. And its hefty tuition matched its reputation!

Wayne easily had the grades for Wettington. But without my athletic abilities, tuition money was a BIG problem!

We had both grown up in an upscale suburb but his family had fallen on hard times. His dad unexpectedly died in a train